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im really mad because boobs sounds too hilarious, tits sounds too vulgar, breasts too pretentious and any other words just make me want to laugh
what word am i supposed to use while writing
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illegal immigrants? you mean white people
except that white people didn’t immigrate into the united states… they funded the united states. you can’t illegally immigrate into a society you created.
did you actually just say white people created society in america
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in the future if my kids tell me that they are gay i’ll just be like “what” because i don’t plan on having any kids so how the hell did they get there
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my friend just accidentally called our math teacher “honey” and he replied “yes dear”
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why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
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Lesbian porn has no middle ground. It’s either soft and gentle where they spend an hour kissing each other and then another hour with foreplay and then maybe at the end they fuck each other a little bit, or it’s like “bring out the dildo machines and lets fish each other and smile about it”. WHERE IS THE MIDDLE GROUND GOD DAMNIT.
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