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sparkysparkyboomwoman:

breewriteswords:

historyofrobots:

metochephile:

tzikeh:

untitledbychoice:

estelofimladris:

fringe-element:

kattahj:

buttergin:

mallamun:

“It was part of my survivor’s skills, my childhood defiance.”

Um.

No how about my 2013 sex life NOT resemble my 2007-2012 sex life.

*Grabs the next book over*

“A kid who just took a shovelhead to the face isn’t feeling that great or thinking clearly.”

…Can we please stop with the childhood trauma —> poor sex life decisions?

C’mon, moving forward. ONE more book on my desk here, c’mon, let’s go… 2013…

“That we can only live within what we know and create our own meaning.”

… :)

“Finally she found her voice.” 

Oh, I like that. 

“The shops that sell death!”

Well, either that or “Exposed!” depending on how you count sentences. Not very nice either way.

They did it because they felt it was accurate.

I am not sure how I feel about having the Aeslin mice foretell my future, you guys.

HAIL, THE PRIESTESS OF UNEXPECTED NAPS!

“It all depends on how much you are willing to bet.”

“The word is applied to many a woman who deserves it no otherwise than by netting a purse or covering a screen.” -Darcy, Pride and Prejudice. 

No idea what it means.

“Aghast at this revelation, the duke backed into the fire and seriously singed his nether parts.”

(The best thing about this is that it’s from a book on grammar and punctuation.)

“The subject, too, grew less relevant as the position of Rome became more established.”

Not sure if I should take this as a good or bad omen. I’m pretty sure τυχη isn’t as interested in the growth of my sex life as she is in the growth of Rome.

“A rather older man stepped out and removed the cosh from the young man’s hesitant hands, while the victim knelt and moaned.” - Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times. 

I think this sounds a bit kinky for me. 

“This was cool.” - Jian Ghomeshi, 1982

Yeah, seems about right.

“That’s not so say he’s on

this train”

“The truck makes a right onto an access road and I swerve, speeding around it.”
Vanishing Acts- Jodi Picoult

Uhm.

keep-calm-stay-healthy:

blondesquats:

fitnessandchocolate:

militaryfit-bombshell:

ladyknucklesinshape:

sundayskinny:

tobehappy-andhealthy:

the-exercist:

luisfruiz:

People trying to lose weight or starting in #fitness: let me tell you something #elliptical machines for #cardio are #bullshit. Get on a #treadmill and #workout for real!!!

Did you really snap this photo at the gym just so that you could make fun of these people? You do not have the right to take pictures of strangers and post them online without permission. Nor do you have the right to demean and devalue another person’s chosen workout. You do not know their medical history, their goals, their abilities or their intents.

Elliptical machines offer a huge amount of benefits that a treadmill does not. An elliptical is typically less stressful on the knees, hips and back. The handles allow additional balance and support for those who wish/need to include their arms in the exercise. The ability to pedal in reverse gives an additional opportunity to workout your calves and hamstrings. It has even been scientifically shown that people exert more effort on an elliptical than they perceive, meaning that an easy elliptical workout is more intense than the exerciser may think.

If someone is working out to the best of their ability and they are enjoying their time in the gym, then they are working out “for real.” It isn’t your place to belittle their effort. 

^^ This comment

Reblogging for that ^^

luisfruiz sounds like an ignorant ass runner that obviously aint never touched a fucked elliptical. Get the fuck off tumblr with that bullshit. I wish a motherfucker would try to tear me down for being on a elliptical. 

I find it funny that the person says GET A REAL WORKOUT ON A TREADMILL. Lolololololololololololololollllll

This is tumblr, a place for freedom and acceptance. We don’t like fitness nazis, actually we don’t like any kind of nazis, pls go.

pls go our exercise is bulking lifting things into our mouths

looooooool seriously what a jerk.

(Source: h-e-r-o-i-n)

breakyoselffool:

Warsan is the truth.

daefics:

i-cant-beliieve-i:

Everyone needs a transparent pug jumping around their blog

You little shit. I tried not to reblog this

askthosesillystickmen:

So, that just happened…